Because, as most of you should remember, Axis Powers Hetalia is a story about countries.
The "Prussia will capture your vital regions" meme has gone out of style by now (I think), but while it was running I felt like the reason why
it got so annoying from overuse is that the joke was being told completely wrong. The whole reason why it was funny was because it sounded like it was talking about dicks, but it wasn't! The vital region of a country is a part of it that is very important, and would be a great danger to the country if it were to be stolen. Sure, reproductive organs are important too, but. . . you don't need them to survive.
Gahhh, I ended up rambling. Well, so's long as people remember that the characters in the story are not humans
then we're fine.
Now back to having a fun, awesome fandom with fanfiction bibliographies! *fistpump*
Incidentally, your liver is in charge of lots of important things, "including detoxification, protein synthesis, and production of biochemicals necessary for digestion"; in other words, it fixes things that are harming the body, creates new things to make the body function, and is in charge of organizing the body's intake and processing of outside resources.
. . . . I am so funny! \o/
Characters (c) by the adorkable Hidekaz Himaruya.
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